More irreverent than the 1981 Chippendales calendar and just as saucy, The Celebrity Death Calendar™ has faithfully returned to carry you through the bona fide cacotopia that 2026 is guaranteed to be! For those timekeepers new to this infamous periodical, The Celebrity Death Calendar™ is a yearly publication produced by Marcella Marsella, living artist and dominatress of Collage. Notable people are immortalized in the month of their death the previous year. In this, The Sixteenth Edition, our fallen celebs are immortalized in cut paper collage, an art form contrived by Cubists, but perfected by Dadaists, Pop artists & Visionary artists (ahem, Marsella). Paper materials used to create this calendar include seafood cookbooks, porno rags, art history textbooks, Magic Eyes, so-called “women’s magazines,” as well as publications about optical illusions, identifying sea shells, keeping aquarium fish, teddy bears, etc.
Beloved celebrities in this edition include (but certainly are not limited to): Sly Stone, Ozzy Osbourne, Diane Keaton, Jane Goodall, D’Angelo, Val Kilmer, Roberta Flack, Gene Hackman & Brian Wilson. Deceased deplorables include Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Swaggart, Dick Cheney and the Pope; to them we say Good riddance, assholes!
Note: Currently calendars are available to pre-order. They are *estimated* to be ready for shipment by mid-December and make excellent gifts sure to arouse the whole entire polycule. Philadelphia small biz Fireball Printing dutifully handles calendar manufacture every year and will be printing this masterpiece in full color with a saddle stitched spine, and pre-punched with holes for easy hanging in your kitchen, dungeon, reptile lounge, or the back of your skull.
More irreverent than the 1981 Chippendales calendar and just as saucy, The Celebrity Death Calendar™ has faithfully returned to carry you through the bona fide cacotopia that 2026 is guaranteed to be! For those timekeepers new to this infamous periodical, The Celebrity Death Calendar™ is a yearly publication produced by Marcella Marsella, living artist and dominatress of Collage. Notable people are immortalized in the month of their death the previous year. In this, The Sixteenth Edition, our fallen celebs are immortalized in cut paper collage, an art form contrived by Cubists, but perfected by Dadaists, Pop artists & Visionary artists (ahem, Marsella). Paper materials used to create this calendar include seafood cookbooks, porno rags, art history textbooks, Magic Eyes, so-called “women’s magazines,” as well as publications about optical illusions, identifying sea shells, keeping aquarium fish, teddy bears, etc.
Beloved celebrities in this edition include (but certainly are not limited to): Sly Stone, Ozzy Osbourne, Diane Keaton, Jane Goodall, D’Angelo, Val Kilmer, Roberta Flack, Gene Hackman & Brian Wilson. Deceased deplorables include Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Swaggart, Dick Cheney and the Pope; to them we say Good riddance, assholes!
Note: Currently calendars are available to pre-order. They are *estimated* to be ready for shipment by mid-December and make excellent gifts sure to arouse the whole entire polycule. Philadelphia small biz Fireball Printing dutifully handles calendar manufacture every year and will be printing this masterpiece in full color with a saddle stitched spine, and pre-punched with holes for easy hanging in your kitchen, dungeon, reptile lounge, or the back of your skull.
